haha.

jokes

Me: I have mono
Daniel: gee, im sorry to hear your not in stereo

If life gives you lemons make lemonade. I guess Ill be making a lot of crabcakes

cu's postmodern version of the joke above... If life gives you lemons make lemonade. I guess I'll be dying of aids

caleb is going to have a band called AIDS mistaken for SARS. hahah, like planes mistaken for stars, get it haha.

why didn't the cat cross the road? because its feet were stapled to the ground.

in the newspaper there was this comic of a crab and a lobster on the beach and the lobster says "hey ho lets go" and the crab says something and then the lobster says something about a party and the crab says "fucking rock lobster"

why are hipsters no good at karate? because they cant get past the white belt!

why is an elephant big grey and wrinkled? because if it were small white and round it would be an asprin.

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