Day -3: The previous nite I had learned that a nifty band I saw live (The Chickenheads) were rivals with an overblown sucky band (The Aquabats). That day in English I recieved a tortilla and decided to write Chicken heads forever on one side and Aquabats never on the other side. It was very cool then me and cu decided to throw it at the punks cause they like the Aquabats.
Day -2: I call it negitive 2 because no one had attacked back at this point and really the punks didnt know they were our rivals. But anyways me and cu wrote a note to ethan on some string cheese, the note warned of some name that happened to be on a box of rasins i had in my lunch. so after we threw the string cheese from a semi hidden location we ran back to our spot and scribbled a note about ethan's death an stuck it in the box of rasins then ran up to throw that at him. Later that day I asked if he recieved anything of intrest at lunch and he had forgotten about it so it wasnt that good of an attack.
Day -1: After talking to Chase the previous nite he seemed to lead on that if we addressed one of our attacks at him that he would attack back so we did, we threw some random thing with a note that said "dead, dead, baby, baby, calves, moo, moo. Were doing a duet TOGETHER, isnt that redundant. Signed 'A friend'" Well Chase didnt attack back but later that day lisa said that the note scared her. After school we tied Chase to a tree with his bondage pants.
Day 1: Cu and I were planning what to throw and were very discouraged by the lack of intrest on the other side, when I walked past ethan and his friend and I asked him very nicely to attack us back today. Then we sat down and low and behold they did they had a container full of "nuts" and a note that was a little to nice for our taste, so we sent Cassie with a note to them that said "thanks for the nuts" and she gave them the note and then we threw the nuts back at them. It was great. Later that day Lisa and Mikey came with handfulls of nuts and threw them at us but we threw them back.
Day 2: Today Cu had her duct tape with her so we planned that if they attacked today we would capture one and duct tape them. Well they did attack 3 of them. Cu caught Mikey around the same time I caught AJ so AJ dragged me on the ground a bit till i ran over to mikey and started taping his legs together (no easy chore). We spent a long long time taping mikey cause AJ would tickle him and he would rip out of the duct tape, but eventually he was all taped up and Cu prepared to bring him back to his group. I was standing near lisa and asked her to hold an end of the duct tape an she said yes so I ran circles around her and she got all taped up. Sometime durring this event the Search and Rescue team came for Mikey, AJ and Lisa, they didnt do much Rescueing, but they had humorous comments. We dragged Mikey and Lisa back to their group and me and cu yelled "SQUANTO" our victory cry. Later Ryland and Mikey came and got me real wet when they threw a bag of water at me. Cu threw a can at ryland but felt bad about it later cause it had a lot of soda in it and it could have hurt so she wrote a note of appology. Towards the end of lunch cu and i decided that our group would be called 'The Sisters of Squanto' cause squanto was our war cry and we like to write sister on ourselves like it was on the x files.
Day 3: We were all very tired that day but we gathered some jelly beans and some forks we had duct taped together previously and threw that at them with little attention, they didnt throw anything back that day but i was happy cause I was tired. Me and Cu started making our 'Declaration of Rivalry'. Its very cool, we ripped out all the pictures of naked people from Rolling Stone and put it together as a book. In the book it said "4 score and 7 years ago squanto ruled the earth, then the puritans came in a ship called the Mayflower. Squanto taught them how to plant corn, and tomatoes so the puritans could do dirty things over the corn and tomatoes (and it had a picture of people doing dirty things over tomatoes). Then the Purtians killed off squanto and his people" i dont remember the rest but it was about how Purtians starts with the letter P and so does punks. and that we were seeking revenge for the death of squantos people. We all signed it, and its cool.
Day 4: We finnished up the 'Declaration of Rivaly' and delivered it to them and cu threw a troll at them and we walk away. Later they attacked us with water but i was armed with a Carpi Sun packet thing and I fought them off, although i did get hit with a nut.
Day 5: Today me and cassie went up to them and sang "you are my sunshine my only sunshine" the rest of the verse too. they threw stuff at us but we backed away then as the grand finale I unconcealed the crackers i was carrying and threw them at the punks bowed and ran off. later me and cu and dana gathered nuts but on cu's way to attack they found her and shot pieces of paper at her each one had a word on it and if you arranged them it said "your like i mom" weird those punks are. anyways dana and I waited hidden and when they got back from throwing the paper at cu we threw stuff at them and walked away. Later when I was in the potty room Ryland and Mikey threw water at cu and got her all wet so in the little time we had remaining in lunch cu captured mikey and i held i sharp stick out at ryland. Then after school i grabbed mikey's wallet chain in an attempt to pull him down but amanda got my scarf, somehow eventually I got mikey to the ground and he scurried off.
Day 6: Me and Cu decided to attack early today we wanted to take a hostage and tape them to a pole, we got lisa to the pole then we told her to put her sweatshirt on so we wouldnt rip her arm hair off and she ran off later they came with a ton of nuts to throw at us, I tried to catch a few and I eventually got lisa and just laid on her for a long time. Meanwhile people poured water on me and threw nuts at me and tried to take my duct tape, then the fuzz came by and some of them dispersed but they came back when the fuzz left and then mr. clean came and he told us we "werent acting civil" so eventually we disprsed and amanda yelled "Until next time Sisters of Squanto" and that rocked. Then after school me and cu decided we should hook chase to a tree with his bondage pants again but it was harder this time and eventually ryland ran off with my duct tape, i chased him for a while but then he got away then cu chased him and he got stuck in the duct tape and cu attacked and got it back. then cu ran off and ryland swung me around in a circle which was fun. then i had to get on my bus.
Day 7: Today we were very prepaired to battle. Dana brought whip cream and cu brought a doll she made and we worked on a bit to look like a punk and we hung it in effigy from their flag poll. It was very cool. Anyhoo at the designated time we snuck up behind them and attempted to capture one but it didnt work so we tried to spray them with whip cream and got one or two of them but they we just sort of stood around and talked and offered whip cream to anyone brave enough to let me put it on their hand. It was a fun attack, but not really an attack. Oh well, one of the kids had "squanto" tagged onto his leg when we left so thats a good sign. They also dropped a nifty little thing that said squanto on something apparently from the blair witch project in our spot, but we were gone, luckly cassie our time manager found it and gave it to us after school.
Day 8: After 3 full days of 0 activity cu and I wagged a simple nut attack durring lunch then we scurried off to tiny tigers. after school today Ryland tryed to drag cu into the mud, but cu said she had to go to work so they tried to get me in the mud but i wanted to take off my jacket first and they decided that if i was ready it wasnt cool so they gave up, so we went and talked to them and cu said "yeah ryland, i bit you and you still didnt throw me in the mud" and he said "yeah you bit me" and threw her in the mud. hehehehe, it was funny. then i got a small mud print on his pants, then i went home.
Day 9: It had been a very long while since we attacked but finnaly our plan went into action. cu bought some sparkles a lot of sparkles and we walked over and frolicked and sprinkled them on the punks. A few didnt like it i think.... maybe, it wasnt as good of an attack as we thought but chase threw soda at cu.
Day 10: Well we decided we were bored with attacking and decided it was time for a peace treaty. We wrote it on a muffin wrapper and asked to speak to their leader, and they said, blah blah blah we are anarchist we have no leader, no representive, so we asked lisa to sign it and she said she would have to talk it over with everyone else and get back to us tomorrow. We said that was understandable and are now waiting for a decision. This could be the end my friend.
Day 11: Well it took one extra day but today Lisa signed on behalf of the punks and cu and I signed for the Sister of Squanto. Peace has come. I guess this is as big as the page is going to get. tata.