Day 2: Tuesday, At lunch we recieve a kryptic note from our old friend Al the Cricket, saying something about 'my friend likes you' and a boy on a bike. We wrote back "dont fuck with the sisters of squanto" and threw it back. Then I went to take a close up picture of their secret hideing place and noticed that Tyler the swing dancing boy is also a part of their gang known as "scarry rippers" or something like that. While I was getting my picture they threw a blown up water balloon with the words "scarry ripper" and "bubbles and babies forever" or something to that extent on it. The the lunch bell rang and we all went to class.
Day 3: Tuesday, While Cassie and I were walking to our spot and lunch we saw Alley, sneaking around with a piece of paper in her hand. We made eye contact and she left the note on a sign a few yards away from us, we picked it up and it was a photocopy of some money and a spork. We then stalked her untill we found a large tree to hide behind, she snuck up without us noticing and we started a sword fight. After awhile we sort of got bored and Alley commanded that we photocopy her something, and I said "how bout a gift?" Then i wandered over to the cafeteria and mixed up some good barflike mixture. It took awhile to find them, eventually I got a source to tell me that Alley met up with Kyle and Al the Cricket and were looking for us. As we reached our lunch spot we saw them walking to the cafeteria, I stalked them with CU and then we saw Lisa exiting and asked her to give The Scarry Rippers our barf. After awhile they gave us a bag with catsup and a wooden spoon in it. It was then i scribbled a kryptic note and stuffed it in a bag with an almond. I left the bag on the bush they hide behind and they later picked it up. As I left for class we discovered a really cool label that said scarry rippers on the firehydrant near our spot. There was also a banana peel with "Scarry Rippers are #1" written on it. Then I went to class to type this out. The end.
Day 4: Thursday, I sort of forget what happened and when but I made a little cup of "barf" which was really just all the condaments from the cafeteria. I searched and searched for Alley or Kyle, then I found Tyler, so I asked where I could find the rst of them and he said they were probably off looking for me, so I went back to our spot and saw them going into the cafeteria so I gave my barf to Lisa to give to the scarry rippers. I scurried away to our spot and they gave us some mixture of food and trash. Cu and I quickly put together a bag of "gifts" and I placed it near the bush they were hiding behind. After school I saw Alley and she gave me a gift that she made in ceramics and said I could give it to someone else if i didnt want it, (I ended up giving it to the dumb boy in my computer tech class, he was confused) I made alley follow me to my locker and gave her a "gift" i had been working on that was made from sticks and keyboard keys and pictures ripped out of magazines. It was cool.
Day 5: Friday, Towards the end of lunch CU and I had put together a wonderful package of crap to give to our rivals, we snuck up to their spot at lunch and strategically placed the package on a bush nearby. Apparently Alley was missing that day, but Kyle came down later that lunch period with a bag of stuff. Me and Cassie were gone when he attacked but watched it from a hill and we got some sticks and snuck up behind him and threw the sticks at him.
Day 6: Wednesday, Cassie and I weren't yard duties today so we sat on the curb across from our spot by ourselfs. Cu and Dana were disappeared. Alley and Kyle and Tyler soon were hiding in the bushes behind us. We heard them saying stuff about food and reviewed the no food throwing rule. Actually it wasnt an offical rule that I knew of but we pretended like it was. Soon cassie said "look out behind you" and i turned around and there was tyler with a whole bowl of muffins. Blueberry, they looked yummy, and were yummy when I actually tried one. The bummer was that I already had a muffin in my lunch. Then they came down with a lemon merange pie, well a slice. Apparently Kyle forgot a lot of things in it, but i thought it tasted good anyways. We gave them, many gifts cassie made of out pine needles. A computer keyboard wire with stuff stuck in it, some cantalope and fig newtons. Durring the span of the whole lunch period mind you. There may have been other gifts but I've forgotten them since.
Day 7: Monday, CU and I had spent a long time Sunday night making a shirt that said "don't mess with the S.O.S." with black letters on a red shirt. The back said "sisters of squanto" but cu left out the u so there was a carrot and a u about it. There was also an acorn, moose and a tree. We gave it to ally before 5th period and she thought it was really cool.
Day 8: Tuesday, Alley wore her SOS shirt today. At the begining of lunch Kyle came by looking for ally and I gave him a gift I had been saving for a long time. It was just a goldfish bag with some stuff I stole from this kids backpack. The kid just left it there so i figured he didnt want anything in it. Towards the end of lunch Ally and Kyle gave us a bomb shaped structure with a cool xerox and a phamplet about not smoking and a pretty leaf and flower.
Day 9: Friday, Some random stuff happened this week, none of it points out as being a specific attack. Kyle and Alley were in my movie for a silly filmmaking class I have. Alley's boyfriend Log or Eyera was also in the movie. Please note that Log or Eyera is a blue tree stump type thing with a face I drew on it. He's a cool guy, durring the time we arent in school we hide him in a bush. Anyways, Friday, Cassie and I molded Squanto accessories out of playdough, salty oily playdough that is. Anyways Cassie mad an acorn, teepee and fire, I made Squanto, and corn. So we gave that to our rivals, I think they were impressed.
Day 10: Thursday, Me and Cassie made a pinecone even prettier by sticking this neat little branch in it and gave it to kyle and alley. That was it for thrusday besides a bit of yelling on me and kyles part.
Day 11: Wednesday, The Scarry Rippers sent a messenger to me and cassie and gave us berries, I put them in my pocket then forgot about them then stuck my hand in my pocket later and there was all this berry pulp. Ick.
Day 12: Thrusday, Today me and cu tried to tie up kyle with caution tape but she didnt run around him so we didnt get him wrapped up quick enough. We told him to forget that ever happened and went to try again and then al the cricket came and ripped up our string just as we were getting him tied up.
Day 13: Wednesday, Today Cassie said "hey we haven't had our rivals attack in awhile, oh wait look there they are" Then they threw a parachuting dude at us and we played with it for a little bit while pondering what to attack back with. At some point some geeky freshman stole the dude from us and so the Sisters Of Squanto and the Scarry Rippers formed an alliance to get the kid. We successfully cornered him (the 6 of us with about a 100lb boy, it really shouldnt have taken as long as it did). Cu held the helpless little kid down and alley was supposed to smear mud in his face but she didnt want to so i did. In the mean time one of his friends (who had tried to kill birds by throwing bottles at them and been an overall nuisance in the past) stole the dudes remains and we vowed revenge on him another time.
Day 14: Wednesday, Yesterday I had given the rivals gifts from my trip to archie mcphees, so they came and left me a thank you note and a little man made out of some sort of veggie chip. unfortunatly i wasnt there when they came cause cu and lisa and i were throwing catsup dipped nuts at stupid freshman boys who were harassing seaguls.
Day 15: Tuesday, Today in class I snatched a dirty white sweatshirt I found on a desk, I was planning on just using it for a pillow when my english teacher told me i could have it cause he was going to throw it away. So I spent the whole period decorating the sweatshirt to say "dont mess with the sos" and "sister of squanto" on the back. My friend Sean and I drew pretty indian pictures like buffalo and acorns and casinos. Yey. The rippers liked it a lot.
Day 16: In the past 2 days I've thrown, 3 shoes and 1 hub cap at the rivals. Before that there was a big break in time where members of the sos team were missing and then a winter break, but now we are back in the swing. Im working out a really good plot, but I cant disclose the details yet.